...or for our more dyslexic members such as RPG, "tit TSC Unties".
I logged on today and checked the Sitewides per usual, to see how well I'm closing the gap on mike89. Usually I'm ecstatic when mike falls a point or two, but today I was shocked to see that he had fallen a whopping ten points overnight. I asked in chat, and I learned that DarkspinesSonic had taken mike's Drift championship... and in an instant, that ecstatic feeling I had turned into pure horror.
TSC, lend me your ears. DarkspinesSonic, henceforth referred to as DsS, is taking over our site. Whereas mike once thought it unorthodox that I claimed the Chaotix championship before I'd even been a TSCer for three weeks, DsS has now taken FIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS in mere months. He has usurped RPG for the fourth spot on the Sitewides, and I say that his reign shall end there. I believe that if TSC unites and stands its ground, we can stop DsS's tyrannical reign. Here are my pleas:
Since DsS has taken largely obscure championships, I ask that those with championships in odd games prepare to defend their territory. I am manning the front on Chaotix and S3D, and I ask that Auriman watches out for Jam, as DsS has *ahem* jokingly suggested finding the game and a Saturn. Drift 2 and Shadow should be watched carefully as well.
Secondly, DsS largely prefers 3D games. All players of the Adventure games, Heroes, Shadow, S'06, etc. should prepare for total war.
Lastly, DsS seems to believe that he has an imposing, furry nick. I believe that he's let power go to his head, and that the rest of us must show that we can be an even match. I have changed the chat topic to show that all of us are closet furries, not just him, SJ, PsyMar, PPA, ks8, Achlys, SM, shadowblast, Sondow... *ahem* Back on topic. I request that everybody who has done the Emerald Challenges returns the pics responsibly (only eight pics) to his/her sig as an emblem of skill, and that the sig reflects that he/she is a member of the Anti-DsS coalition. I will affix the DarkSpine- prefix to the front of my forum and chat names to let him know that I see him as no better than I, although I will spare my site name so that I may maintain my own identity.
TSCers, heed the call. We've fought N00bs of the Apocalypse, SCD, the Sonic Olympics... however now the fight is on our home turf: the competition charts. If you're bored, stop jacking off and submit stats. All stats, even horrible ones, add weight to popular games outside of DsS's reign and slow down his conquest. I appreciate the efforts of those such as SkyLights in toughening up the competition on popular games, and I respect those who are playing with difficulty, such as genus participating in tournaments despite his psycho parents and Sondow playing with disfigured hands. I may go as far as proposing that genus a.k.a. blueblaze be allowed to re-enter the competiton, as despite his malicious doings in the past he now seems loyal to TSC and may offer to help the resistance. These are tough times, and they call for a tough rebellion against the up-and-coming overthrow of the site. It's war now.
May we maintain our home,
DarkspinesThorn